A vet was an animal doctor

A pig was an animal

A chopper was a motor cycle

Coke was a drink

Sex was your gender

Being gay meant being happy

A rocker was a chair

A fag was a cigarette

A hog was an animal

Dealing referred to card games

A dyke held back water

In the raw referred to furniture

A snag was a sausage

Buggery was a place you were told to visit

A blow job dried your hair

Being high referred to altitude

Oral sex meant talking about it

Plants were potted

A fairy was an imaginary figure

A pisspot was a place to urinate

A pro was a professional

Being stoned meant having stones thrown at you

A mole was a beauty spot

The G-spot was between F and H

When justice was just

Prisons had walls to keep people in

A doggy was a domestic animal

Pizza was a famous leaning tower

A quickie was a quick drink

Rolling a joint was committing burglary

A pussy was a domestic animal

Masturbate was Mr and Mrs Bate's son

French polishing referred to furniture

Doing a line meant marking a football pitch

A tranny was a radio

Smack was a chastisement

Dope meant idiot

A poof was a footrest

Crack was a space in the pavement

Well hung referred to clothes on the clothes line

AC/DC referred to electrical current

A growing pain wasn't a teenager

Sowing your seeds referred to farming

Red hot chili peppers were spices

A home delivery required a midwife

A two mile walk meant leaving the building

A drive in was a theatre

A head job improved you car's performance

Homies were footwear

Moonwalking was done on the moon

A slab was made of concrete

"The jack" was needed to lift "the car"

A spare tyre was a motor vehicle accessory

Banks were the victims of robbery

A billy was a vessel for boiling water

A boner was a person who worked in an abbattoir

Jocks were people who played records for a living

A teddy was a bear

A Con Man was bloke from Greece

The Big-O was a popular singer

A super model was a terrific toy

A shoe horn wasn't a foot fetish

A B.S.A. was a motorcycle